Like me, Maria, Argentina recently known, lives in a remote village somewhere in China.
told me last week:
"Hu Ke I met a few months ago on a bus. I was on my way to my long-awaited vacation. He was going to work. We talked a little. Intercambianos phone. Since then I started to write in a somewhat sympathetic insistent that I believed. My back went out to dinner. Always fun thing: he does not speak English or English. I babble Chinese. We went several times for dinner. Almost every day a message. Nice, harmless, up to half a simpleton, I thought. Until that happened last week: Hu Ke-
These asleep?
Maria - No, I'm writing characters. Vos? KE
Hu - Miro television. So you write characters? Someday you might help.
Maria - Could be. Hu Ke
- I want to say something but I think you'll be mad.
Maria - Que pasa? Hu Ke
"Because I like to sleep with you.
Maria - _________________________________
"Lei and I reread the characters to be sure that it was a misunderstanding. Impossible. There was no room for misunderstanding! "
KE Hu - Why did not you answer?
Maria - It seems I do not understand your message
Ke I - hahahaha As not understand? I say I want to sleep with you! If?
Maria - No, I do not want to sleep with you!
Hu Ke-Ah, then sorry, forgive me, I did not bother.
Maria - Look, I want to talk more now, I'm a little angry!
Hu Ke - Sorry I forgive?
Maria - _____________________ - KE
hu - Why are you angry? But hey, if we can not today, how about tomorrow. We can go to a hotel
"And that's when I grab a laugh attack : As happens? As happens propose sleeping together, so, by text message. I could not laugh over. But despite that I did believe I was very angry. Even today I wonder what happened to the head. "
The next morning: Hu Ke
: Forgive me for last night. I was a little drunk.
____________________
And then there is another man, He Ming: 31 years , married, good level of English, good job. I met him a few months ago at a dinner with a man from India who was working in the city. We exchanged phone numbers.
Every so often called to ask me when we watched, '"Dale , and the way I know your wife, "I told him.
called me last week: I
Ming - Where are we? "" Tomorrow I have time. Vos?
Maria - If you give him. Where? I
Ming - In your home.
I thought it was a little weird. My friends married Chinese men will not come to my house if there is a third supervice the situation. People talk, dress.
I arrive. He took off his shoes, put on his slippers (which made him look like a true husband very comfortable at home)
I sat in front of him and he seemed surprised. I realized I was waiting to do so by his side.
He Ming-Long time no see you.
Maria - If, as you were this time? I
Ming - well, busy. I miss you.
Maria - ----------------------------------------------- ------------- I
Ming - You are very beautiful. That thought when I saw you at dinner.
Maria - Thanks! jajaj. Hey, you want more? I bring you more.
He Ming-"Yeah, thanks. When are you going?"
Maria - Coming soon. I have no much time. I
Ming - you can give me a picture of yourself? So remember you when you're not?
Maria - Now I have, I sent it by mail. Well, tell me. What does your wife? Have kids? (And a thousand things for the guy to get "No dude, you're pissing off the jar" But there was no case)
He Ming-At what time you go to work today?
Maria - At 4. (Fast forward two hours schedule)
He Ming-Ah, well, just have time.
(Time for that chabon?)
Maria - (Yawning) mmmm I got up very early today and still I have to prepare lessons.
I-Ah Ming,'re tired? If you want I'm going now.
Maria - Yes, I'm sorry, I'm very tired now. We see another day, go out to dinner or a drink. And I know your wife. Ming-
I do not know, let's see. Well I'm going. I can give you a hug?
(But the Chinese do not embrace !!!!)
Maria - ok
"And if I run the plug in a kiss my face. And it was. And since we did not talk."
"That wave, Stella? What am I missing? Will not understand that these Chinese? Not understand how they understand the game of seduction. It is because I am foreign? Behave the same with the Chinese? It happened to you? "
The poor still trying to unravel the mystery.
I achieve one day?
be possible?
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